100 ONE-LINER JOKES SERIES

MAGICIANS | CARD TRICKS | ASSISTANTS | HECKLERS
100 Magician One-Liners

100 MAGICIAN ONE-LINERS JOKES

What do you say while performing a magic trick?

Here are 100 short one-liner jokes and comments covering a variety of topics and tricks that will add plenty of humour to your act. If you have a talking act, then you need these 100 one-liner jokes for magicians!

100 Assistant One-Liners

100 ASSISTANT ONE-LINER JOKES

100 Smart and funny comments and gags that you can use when you are working with a volunteer from the audience.

Are you a speaker or entertainer that interacts with his or her audience?
What do you say during that quiet period as they walk onto stage?
Or how about if they make a witty comment - how do you respond?
Here are 100 one-liner jokes to have fun with any audience member on stage.

What do you say during that quiet period as the spectator is walking from the audience onto stage?

What do you say if they are wearing a weird outfit?
How about if they do something funny?
How can you win your audience back if an assistant on stage tries to outwit you?

100 Card Trick One-Liners

100 CARD TRICK ONE-LINERS

The most popular magic tricks amongst magicians are card tricks, yet there are few jokes and sayings that cover those ‘quiet’ moments between tricks and moves. In this booklet you will find a variety of short jokes, some old, many new. There are also a few 'trick specific' one-liners too! What about just adding some comedy entertainment to your next card trick?

100 heckler Stoppers

100 HECKER STOPPERS

At some point in your career you will have a someone shout out a comment or make an inappropriate remark during your performance.

Are you a speaker, entertainer, comedian, magician, singer?
At some point in your career you will have someone shout out a comment or make an inappropriate remark during your performance. How do you respond? Here are 100 comments to answer back!

How do you handle this and what do you say?
Here is a collection of 100 ‘come-back’ comments should you ever be heckled by an audience member.
Every performer needs to know a few of these heckler stoppers to keep control of an audience.

WARNING: This booklet contains some adult an offensive material!

REVIEWS!

100 MAGICIAN ONE-LINERS:
"As a magician, cleaver, funny and witty comments are vital in creating an entertaining show for any audience. 100 Magical one-liners at this price is unbelievable value! yes, you'll always find that one magician that would claim some lines are old, yet I found a great mix of old and new jokes. Also, what do you expect? To use all 100 One-Liners? Be serious! Even if I only find one line, at the price - it's a bargain! PS I found more than a dozen that I am now using!"
Anthony Esterhuizen: Claremont

100 HECKLER STOPPERS:
"If you've worked the Working Man's club circuit in the UK, then this booklet will be very helpful. Not for the easily offended though, as Heckler Stoppers are all about dealing with offensive people in your audience! Some real humdingers. Some 'comebacks' are not for the sensitive reader. In fairness though, there are comments for every type of act. It's always good to have a clever saying if someone hecklers you. For this price, even if I only use one comment, it's a bargain!"
Sharon Baker: Amazon 5-Star rating

100 ASSISTANT ONE-LINERS"
"I can't recall the number of times I have had a spectator on stage with me and been lost for words, or something 'clever' to say. Once again Mr Riebe has hit the nail on the head with this 100 comment booklet in which I am sure you will find at least a handful of great comments to keep up your sleeve the next time you invite someone onto stage!"
Sharon Baker: Amazon 5-Star rating

100 CARD TRICK ONE-LINERS:
"If you are a card magician, YOU NEED THIS BOOK! What a great collection of 100 snappy old and many new jokes around the theme of cards and card magic. The best magic buy of the year for me. Still can't believe the price for the amount of material I now use!"
JP Masterhorn: London

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